‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the blockchain, Bitcoin was soaring, bringing joy and no pain. The bulls were back, dominating the fight, with six-figure Bitcoin now a common sight.
Miners were busy, hash rates on the climb, protecting the network in this festive time. Our Lambos were shining under the moonlight, proving that HODLing is always right.
El Salvador kept buying, adding to their stack, as dreams of more sats filled their holiday sack. ETFs were surging, filling the air, marking a new era that Satoshi did declare.
On-chain data was clear, showing the way, urging us to HODL and not sway. With supply dwindling and demand on the rise, Bitcoin’s future looked bright in everyone’s eyes.
The charts erupted with a cheer so loud, as a new all-time high made us all proud. We rushed to the exchanges, wallets in hand, as institutional FOMO swept the land.
Could we see a Supercycle, breaking the mold, with cheap debt from Michael, the story foretold? And then, in a sleigh filled with gold, appeared Trump with a plan so bold.
“A strategic reserve for Bitcoin,” he decreed, “America’s future is with this digital seed.” With a wink to the bulls, he took to the sky, wishing hodlers a Merry Christmas, and a prosperous goodbye.
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